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Wedding Crashers - Uncorked (Unrated Full Screen Edition) by David Dobkin
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DVD detailsActor: Christopher Walken, Isla Fisher, Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams, Vince Vaughn Director: David Dobkin Brand: Warner Producer: Andrew Panay Producer: Cale Boyter Producer: Guy Riedel Producer: Peter Abrams Producer: Richard Brener Writer: Bob Fisher Writer: Steve Faber DVD: Region Code 1 Audio: English (Subtitled); Spanish (Subtitled); English (Original Language), Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Dubbed, DVD, NTSC, Subtitled Picture Format: 1.33:1 Running Time: 119 minutes DVD Release Date: 2006-01-03 Audience Rating: NR (Not Rated) Studio: New Line Home Video
DVD Reviews of Wedding Crashers - Uncorked (Unrated Full Screen Edition)DVD Review: very funny Summary: 4 Stars
this was such a great movie. it was one of the 2 funniest movies of 2005. vince vaughn and owen wilson made a great duo. their interaction as friends together achieving a common goal was great to watch. vince vaughn, who talks so fast counter-parts owen, the slow talking texan. it was great to see rachel mcaddams again. she's come a long way since regina george. and introducing isla fisher, as "gloria," as the young sex puppet with psychotic tendencies. "don't ever run away from me, because i WILL find you." yes, i've dated someone like that. i've even crashed a wedding or two, but our game was nothing as sophisticated as vince and owen's. ever since this movie was released in theatres, wedding crashing has increased a hundred-fold. so when you get your wedding photos back, the people you don't recognize are probably crashers.
for those of you who watched this already, here a partial list of crashing rules:
wedding crashers:
the rules
* no one goes home alone.
* blend in by standing out.
* invitations are for p*ssies.
* when it stops being fun, break something.
* bridesmaids are desperate -- console them.
* you're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
* fight the urge to tell the truth.
* every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
* you have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. period. no overtime.
* there's nothing wrong with having seconds. provided there's enough women to go around.
* of course you love her.
* don't over drink. the machinery must work in order to close.
* your favorite movies are "the english patient" and "the notebook."
* never hit on the bride! it's a one-way ticket to pavement.
* the way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
* dance with old folks and the flower girl. the girls will think you're sweet.
* at the service, sit in the fifth row. it's close enough to the wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. never sit in the back. the back row just smells like crashing.
* create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after after. but don't talk about it, allude to it. then walk away. she'll follow.
* always remember your fake name!
* you forgot your invitation in your rush to the church.
* bring an extra umbrella when it rains. courtesy opens more legs than charm.
* make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible break-up or the death of your fiance.
* no sex on the alter. confessionals okay. choir lofts are better.
* girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
* the unmarried female rabbi -- is she fair game? of course she is.
* always bring a fake gift.
* don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. his parents may start asking questions.
* stay clear of the wedding planner. they may recognize you and start to wonder.
* you're always from out of town. ALWAYS.
* know something from the place you are from. texas is played out. for some reason, new hampshire seems to work.
* of course you dream of one day having children.
* deep down, most people hate themselves. this knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
* etiquette isn't old-fashioned, it's sexy.
* catholic weddings -- the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony -- horny girls.
* avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
* never cockblock a fellow crasher. cockblocking an invited guest -- okay.
* eat plentiful, digest your food. you'll need the energy for later.
* know your swing and salsa dancing. girls love to get twisted around.
* make sure she's single.
* always work the following into a conversation: "yeah, i have lots of money, but how does one buy happiness?"
* be pensive! it draws out the "healer" in women.
* tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay, but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
* get chocked up during the service. the girls will think you're "sensitive." bring a slice of onion or artificial tears, if necessary.
* if pressed, tell people you're related to uncle ned. everyone has an uncle ned.
for a list of the complete list of rules see the blog:
http://weddingcrashers-therules.blogspot.com
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Description of Wedding Crashers - Uncorked (Unrated Full Screen Edition)In this hilarious box office hit, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson have perfected the art of wedding crashing but when one of them actually falls in love their sacred rule, "never leave a fellow crasher behind," may be broken!DVD Features: Audio Commentary Deleted Scenes Featurette Music Video Other
With Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as a pair of brazen wedding crashers, this buddy/romantic comedy milks a few big laughs from its foolproof premise. Under the direction of David Dobkin (who previously worked with Wilson on Shanghai Knights), the movie ranges from bawdy romp to mushy romance, and that tonal identity crisis curtails the overall hilarity. But when the well-teamed costars are firing on all pistons with fast-paced dialogue and manic situations, belly laughs are delivered at a steady clip. Things get complicated when the guys infiltrate the family of the Treasury Secretary (Christopher Walken), resulting in a romantic pair-off between Vaughn and the congressman's oversexed daughter Gloria (Isla Fisher) while Wilson sincerely woos another daughter, Claire (Rachel McAdams), who's unhappily engaged to an Ivy League cheater (Bradley Cooper). Walken is more or less wasted in his role, but Jane Seymour and Henry Gibson make amusing appearances, and a surprise guest arrives late in the game for some over-the-top scene-stealing. It's all a bit uneven, but McAdams (considered by some to be "the next Julia Roberts") is a pure delight, and with enough laughs to make it easily recommended, Wedding Crashers will likely find its place on DVD shelves alongside other flawed but enjoyable R-rated comedies that embrace a naughtier, nastier brand of humor with no need for apologies. --Jeff Shannon
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