Slipknot - Disasterpieces
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Canada DVD detailsActor: Corey Taylor, Sid WilsonBrand: SLIPKNOT DVD: Region Code 1 Audio: English (Unknown), Dolby Digital 5.1; English (Subtitled); English (Original Language), Dolby Digital 5.1 Format: Color, Dolby, DVD, NTSC Picture Format: 1.33:1 Running Time: 99 minutes DVD Release Date: 2002-11-26 Audience Rating: NR (Not Rated) Studio: Roadrunner Records DVD Reviews of Slipknot - DisasterpiecesDVD Review: Confirms what I thought all along
Namely: Joey=genius, the rest of them=not, Cory=needs to be shot through the lungs. Not because I have a particular deathwish against the guy, but merely because that (or a similarly drastic action) is about the only thing that can save him from sounding as aweful as he does on this DVD. The opening first frames of the concert are of him screaming his throat out, and it doesn't get any better from there to the end. Even when he stops the screaming to sing the occasional line or two, it's mumbled, dispirited, as unmelodic as possible, and probably horribly off-key before a postproduction ProTools pitch shifter. (I have no way of proving this, I'm just saying.) Rather than be ashamed, like any self-respecting musician would be, he seems to wear this suck vacuum on his sleve; peppered throughout the DVD are totally unnecessary commands to the audience such as "JUMP!" (pronounced, like the jews, 'yump') or "SCREAM FOR ME LONDON!" or "Get your f*cking hands in the air!" (At least half a dozen times, that one, sometimes with a modifier: "Pump those fists! Make some noise!") or "Could I have my DJ back now please, is that alright?" or "Do you want something heavier motherf*ckers!" or "F*ck you! F*ck you! F*ck you! F*ck you!" or "Sing from the bottom of your heart to the top of your f*cking lungs!" (So that's... three inches?) or the rather terrifying "We are about to DESTROY this f*cking arena, my friends!" (At which point I have no doubt every security guard for half a mile started talking frantically up his sleve--I'm pretty sure this shot is not included on the DVD, but IMHO it would make the product ten times better just to include one half-second pan over the venue security simultaneously straightening their jackets and squaring their shoulders and looking very unhappy) or, my personal favorit: "C'mon dudes, this is gonna be crrruuushing!" If my eyes could roll any harder they would fall out of their sockets and plop onto the floor--the kind of thing that would apparently be right at home at a Slipknot concert. Furthermore--I dont' care what any Slipknot fan says--the lyrics are all but completely indecipherable. I know that right now half a million pimply-faced youths (TM) are swarming over their keyboards to correct me on this but before you do that all I ask is that you really listen to the middle of Liberate on this DVD. I'm sure you know what part i'm talking about--between the second verse and chorus where it sounds like the cookie monster saying the alphabet backwards and then spitting out a brussel sprout. I defy you to tell me that's English. It's not. IT can't be. The best you can hope for is to convince me that it's some sort of incantation to bring about a musical appocalypse--but then I remember that i'm reviewing a Slipknot DVD, not a Manson DVD, and that that would actually be cool, which Cory Taylor is clearly not.
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