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Gladiator Eroticus by John Bacchus
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DVD detailsActor: Darian Caine, Debbie Rochon, Erin Brown (II), Jade Duboir, John Paul Fedele Director: John Bacchus DVD: Region Code 1 Audio: English (Original Language) Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC Picture Format: 1.33:1 Running Time: 110 minutes DVD Release Date: 2001-03-06 Audience Rating: NR (Not Rated) Studio: Ventura Distribution
DVD Reviews of Gladiator EroticusDVD Review: Gladiator's Summary: 4 StarsThere isn't a whole lot to say other than, it's soft porn, with a B rating kind of feel. Charater's names are funnier than all get out, really low budget, but passible entertainment.
DVD Review: What were they thinking?! Summary: 1 Stars Gladiator Eroticus is one of the worst films I've ever seen. In fact, if it wasn't for great chemistry between JP Fedele and Misty Mundae (they play siblings), this would be the WORST film in history! I don't know how this film was awarded Best Softcore but it doesn't deserve it. Granted it does have it's moments of humor, it still sucks. Anyway, before I continue with my complaints allow me to provide a brief overview.
Darian Caine (Seduction Cinema's poster girl) plays General Eroticus. A great leader and warrior who is held "captive" and "forced" to participate in the Lesbian Games. After training with Orgasmus (Jade Duboir), she becomes the best and begins to win the hearts of the audience and Emperor Dickus Minimus' sister's heart as well.
Now, back to the many shortcomings of this horrible film. The lesbian encouters are boring and uninteresting. Hell, the females themselves just don't seem to be feeling one another with exception of the hot scene between Jade and Darian and the sexy encounter between Misty and Ruby LaRocca.
Overall, Gladiator Eroticus should never have been made or at least should have been more thought out. I know John Bacchus can do much better than this. I tossed my copy in the trash after giving it 2 chances. DON'T waste your time with this film. It's not even worth renting!
DVD Review: Gladiator Eroticus Summary: 1 StarsNot sure what to say. . . kids toy outfits on adults. tried to be funny but just did not make it.
DVD Review: looks like old videotape Summary: 1 StarsThe video on this dvd looks like it came from and old video tape. One of the things that I am growing to hate about Seduction Cinema's productions is the sound. Sense I am sensitive to how a movie sounds I can tell that the entire movie was recorded and then the words were done in voice over. This is movie has very little story, the props are plastic toys, and there is no conclusion. In short, it stinks.
I have seen several movies from Seduction Cinema (Lord Of The G-Strings, Gladiator Eroticvs, and Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde), and by far I prefer Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde because it is a lesbien movie with an unexected ending. If you want to watch a lesbien movie I recommend Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde.
DVD Review: Funny Summary: 4 StarsThis movie was funny. It was not an award winning movie. It is worth the price because it will make you laugh. I could of done without the Vomitorium scene but that was easily fast forwarded through. Some of the wardrobing choices will make you go Hmmm what were they thinking.
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