Evil Aliens (Unrated)
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Actor: Emily Booth, Jamie Honeybourne, Jodie Shaw, Peter O'Connor (II), Sam Butler (II)Brand: Image Entertainment
DVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language)
Format: Color, DVD, NTSC, Widescreen
Picture Format: 1.78:1
Running Time: 89 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2007-10-02
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Studio: Image Entertainment
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DVD Review: Greasy Kids Stuff.
Summary: 4 Stars
Any guy who has ever stayed up past everyone else in their family while growing up has undoubtedly flicked through the channels in hopes of finding that late night feature that combined over the top mayhem, and some hot women in risky peril. I came of age around 1980, a time when cable TV was still an extreme rarity. The best I had was Benny Hill, The GLOW girls of wrestling, and oddball zombie features like Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, or The House of Seven Corpses. I was glad to get anything back then, so I would actually sit through some of the horrendously unwatchable things that Elvira Mistress of the Dark would show, just to catch a glimpse of her beautiful C cups. None of this was really what I was after, but at the time, TV really wasn't much different then the radio, so you had to take what ever they chose to give you. I didn't know it then, but what really would have fulfilled my darkest desires during those youthful late night excursions, would of been a file exactly like Evil Aliens.
This one starts with the familiar abduction and anal probe encounter...Did I say probe, I meant a Black and Decker wood boring drill bit. Anyway, there is this struggling telivision crew in search of raising its ratings, and they just happen to specialize in hokey supernatural special interest stories. When they hear about this ET impregnated Welch woman, they decided to assemble this crack team of misfits and pay her a visit. She is not alone. She has several rustic brothers who literally spit on The English language while choosing such an amusing form of garbled Welsh dialect, that it requires Enlish subtitles just to translate their gnarled vocabulary back into English on film. "Eat your heart out Mickey O'Neil!"
The host of this dodgy TV show is Michelle Fox, played by Emily Booth of Pervirella fame. She is built like Vampirella, and sports a Danica Patrick auto racers jumpsuit zipped open well past her belly button with nothing at all on underneath it. If only the real Danica Patrick would wear that same jumpsuit. All but one of the people involved in this flakey TV crew believes that this impregnation is a hoax, so they invent their own evidence, and make their own corn ball recreations. Then the real aliens show up. These are not your cuddly Speilburg aliens either, these are more like the monsters from predator sporting scimitars. From this point on, the mayhem quickly ensues, as the various characters in the film get caught fighting for their lives against these unlovable visitors while either alone or in small groups.
Though the spirit of the antics and adventures are very similar to that of early Peter Jackson or Evil Dead II, the main difference is the amount of sex that is tossed into the mix. Most of which is in the form of teasing. God bless Emily Booth's bosoms. Not only does she sport the afore mentioned jump suit that my future wife is going to have to wear around the house, but she is also captured for artificial impregnation while being covered in nothing but the very straps that are holding her down...This will have to be my future wifes evening attire. Have I told you that I am now an Emily Booth fan?
This is definately a film that you have to be in the right frame of mind in order to enjoy. The acceptance pendulum can swing awfully wide depending on your mood at the time that you put it on. This bit of sci-fi horror adventure, stays entirely satirical at all times. The viewer is not meant to take Evil Aliens seriously. This is why I can so easily forgive the shortcomings of the space ship effects, and some of the more ridiculous moments, like the abandoning of a perfectly good vehicle to travel on foot in alien infested territory, rather then just wiping the windshield clean with an article of their clothing. None of this should matter, because there is nothing in this film that isn't completely satirical at all times. All the characters, the aliens, the adventures, and even the gore itself, are all done in the name of satire.
" I got 20 acres, you got 43. I got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key."
One of my favorite bits of satiracle lunacy is when one of the TV crew members drives a harvesting tractor across a wheat field while chasing down fleeing aliens. He starts a cassette tape entitled " Motivational Farming Music " in a crusty boombox. ( This tape title is writen in Welsh Gaelic and also has to be subtitled into English ). What plays is a rugged Welsh version of the Melanie song Brand New Key, sounding as if a bawdy group of Welsh pub crawlers where singing it karaoke style. The lyrics where changed to the ones above, so as to support the joys of driving a vehicle with various sets of six fall tall 12 foot long swirling harvesting blades. Meanwhile, aliens where being mown down right and left, and their body parts tossed about willy nilly in a continuous spray of crimson splatter. The whole time this was going on, our harvester driving crew member is just singing along to the tape while tapping the beat out on the dashboard. These are the types of fun moments that greet you when you watch Evil Aliens.
If you are a fan of films like She Creature 2001, or a film like Roger Corman's Forbidden World, A.K.A Mutant 1982, then you owe it to yourself to give this little doozie a watch. Only watch it at a time in which you don't want anything more then entertainment, for entertainments sake. Evil Aliens is a film that does serve a definate purpose, it's just not a very enlightened one.
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