Dead Clowns
by Steve Sessions
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Actor: Brinke Stevens, Debbie Rochon, Jeff Dylan Graham, Kimberly Lynn Cole, Lucien EisenachDirector: Steve Sessions
Brand: Lions Gate
DVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Original Language); English (Subtitled); Spanish (Subtitled)
Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD-Video, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
Running Time: 95 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2007-07-31
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Studio: Lions Gate
DVD Reviews of Dead Clowns
DVD Review: So so so misleading
Summary: 1 Stars
Im really not into giving movies bad reviews, for everybody has their own vantage point. Although i will say dead clowns is very misleading. Dont get me wrong, i love indy films. I had been trying to get my hands on a copy of dead clowns because the cover is emaculate. Anything that looks that good on the cover, has to be good right? WRONG. WTF i dont understand i dont think i even saw a fkn clown untill halfway through the movie. No dialouge, very little plot, which my thirteen year old sister could have imagined. I actually bought this copy from amazon. I should have listened to the other reveiewers, when i read this was unbearable. Being stubborned like i am, i just had to find out for myself. I wont tell anyone else not to see this movie, because like i said before everybody has a diffrent vantage point. Ill just tell you to proceed with caution.DVD Review: All I have to say is...
Summary: 1 Stars
..this was the biggest piece of suck that ever sucked. Did I mention it sucked? It did.DVD Review: Why?
Summary: 1 Stars
OK I'm not quite understanding why anybody would ever give this flop of a movie 5 stars. Cult classic my @$$. Never in a million years would that ever happen. Here's the real deal. This DVD would be more fun used as a frisbee. It doesn't even deserve ONE star. When I saw the cover I thought "hmmm this could be cool". Boy was I wrong. There is barely any dialogue, and the little that there is is BAD. The movie is so dark that you can barely even tell what is going on. And for a movie to be about clowns, um, where are they? There are no freakin clowns, just some stupid zombie looking things that walk around and eat people. There is no plot. There is no story. There is nothing. This movie sucks. It shouldn't even exist. Don't buy, don't rent, don't even bother. I could be more entertained watching paint dry. DVD Review: WHAT THE ....????
Summary: 1 Stars
honestly i'm at a loss for words for this movie. i really don't know what to say. dead clowns, dead movie, dead it should stay. man, i can't believe it. it really had everything going for it, nice story, good cover art, nice title, the rest is history. i usually find something good in everything i watch, but i searched and searched on this one and i came up empty. i've never given anything such a low rating, but if you've seen this then you feel me. it's rare for me to find something that i can barely finish watching, but i did. dead clowns i couldn't watch it again even if i was forced to. i gave it a shot, and was dumbstruck. it was pretty damn bad. you know about a circus coming to town, raging storm blows it to the water and the clown car was never found. the clowns are back to seek revenge, and they get it. no one is safe, and the clowns are unstoppable. it has gore and bad acting. i do not recommend you watch. just get as far away as you can.DVD Review: What category is below B-movies?
Summary: 2 Stars
This was just not good. In the world of straight-to-DVD movies, this is one of the worst I've ever seen. There is minimal dialogue; which is probably a good thing because the actors didn't do too well with the simple lines that they had. The costumes might have been good, but the lighting was so terrible that you couldn't see what was going on most of the time. The lack of a plot was the film's biggest problem. It's just clowns killing people.
Unfortunately, there isn't even a cheese factor to give this movie some redeeming quality. I was hoping for something overly done like Killer Klowns from Outer Space. But there is nothing in this movie. This will never be a cult classic, or even a cheap thrill. At least the producers only had to make about 50 bucks to break even on the film.
Description of Dead Clowns
As a hurricane approaches the small coastal town of Port Emmett, an innocent group of residents are visited by an unspeakable horror. Fifty years ago a bridge collapsed in the small town, plunging a circus train into the dark water below. The clown car was never recovered. Tonight the zombie clowns emerge from the bay to exact revenge on the descendants of those who left them buried under the silt and mud for half a century.General DVDs
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