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DVD details
Actor: BastardDVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Original Language); Japanese (Original Language)
Format: Animated, Box set, Color, DVD, NTSC
Picture Format: 1.33:1
Running Time: 180 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2001-06-05
Audience Rating: Unrated
Studio: Geneon [Pioneer]
Product features:
- Japanese and English Languages
- English Subtitles
DVD Reviews of Bastard - Complete Collection
DVD Review: Laughably horrible anime
Summary: 1 Stars
Everyone in this anime is ridiculous. Anyone who gets even a pinprick acts like a blood bag. There is no plot. People get naked for no reason (it's not sexy). The fights are terrible. The women are useless. The men are idiots. Why, god, why.
I'm an anime fan, I know what I'm talking about. If you want a crazy anime that will blow your mind and make you amazed at what anime can be, watch "Paprika." I lol'd through every episode of this series. No wonder it was canceled so early on.
Did I mention the protagonist's name was Dark Schneider? Yeah, it is.
**SPOILER**
One villain's evil plot is to capture anti-hero's lady, chain her to a wall in a pit, then fill the pit with foul green goo. You'd think, "Oh, that's gotta be poison or acid or something, she's definitely gonna die." But you'd be wrong. Said goo does nothing but eat away at her clothes. Once her clothes are gone (which takes the whole episode), the villain's plan is to pretend to molest her (THAT'LL show the main character!), which he doesn't end up doing. You see what I'm talking about? Unreal.
DVD Review: Okay the truth
Summary: 2 Stars
The anime is not that great. I think the story plot was good and I loved the fact that Darsh did not kill his old friends. But what about the ending, it def left room for more series. What will happen to the city? What about all the characters?
The nudity and sexual content is ridiculous and should have been left for something else.I would have liked to sat down and watched the movie with other people but with the sexual content I didn't want too. They would have thought I was a perv.
I hate the fact that the girls were always scantily clad even the high priestess certainly the nudity was not needed.
DVD Review: SLIME LOVE!!
Summary: 5 Stars
This slime is the highest!
Yoko is kidnapped as a hostage by dark Schneider's old friend Ninja Mastar Gara.
Although Gara kidnaps Yoko to a Ninja fort, and she is restrained in handcuffs and examined about the secret of Dark Shneider's seal, she does not speak a secret.
Gara stops the interrogation to Yoko, instead it decided to apply her to torture.
The torture tortures Yoko by the slime which dissolves only clothes, makes her nakedness,and is the torture which is going to insult her.
Yoko is frightened of the slime and Gara is entreated for her that the torture is not applied to herself.
However, Gara tortures Yoko by the slime, without forgiving.
Yoko's clothes is dissolved by the slime and sexual pleasures is simultaneously inflicted to her by the slime.
Because, the aphrodisiac specially made by the ninjas which is well effective to women is contained in the slime,
Therefore, it leads not only the capability that dissolves clothes but women to orgasm.
The slime uses the characteristic of the state of the gel, spreads to the everywhere of her body, and plays with her.
Soon, Yoko reached orgasm repeatedly and has been made groggy by the slime.
Since Yoko reached orgasm too much, much sweat came out from her body, and her hair is also moist with sweat.
Gara and Ninjas catch a sight to which Yoko has sexual pleasure developed by the slime, and she reaches orgasm repeatedly by that cause, they feel an eroticism from her, so that they cannot think the girl of teens at all from her state, and since they can think only the woman who already ripened from her state therefore, they are excited further.
It is sure of it having been right for Gara to have chuckled, when Ninjas excited state was seen, and to have kidnaped Yoko, and to have tortured by the slime.
The slime also tortures Yoko's crotch simultaneously, and she cannot bear and closes both thighs.
And,the slime also dissolves the last cloth simultaneously and Yoko also exposes stark naked before Gara and Ninjas at last.
Yoko exposes the nakedness looked at by nobody and stimulate she orgasm experienced for the first time in front of many men, is shameful and cannot bear.
Since Yoko is restrained in handcuffs in both arms, and cannot hide the body, but she is further deprived of the senses of the body by the slime and both thighs cannot be closed, either, exposing nakedness to them will be continued.
Therefore, Yoko's being able to do it are only exposing nakedness to men, continuing reaching orgasm by the slime, and feeling it shameful, becoming sad and shedding tears.
And the slime inflicts pleasure, without forgiving Yoko who can do no resistance, and leads it to orgasm.
Though Yoko is groggy, it is desperate and is going to bear the sexual pleasure inflicted from the slime, It is because she will expose shortly the place which reaches orgasm in stark naked to men.
However, Yoko who is a virgin should not be borne, she reacts to the too strong sexual pleasure of the slime, she pulls chains with both arms, she stands with the knees, opening both legs, she curves the back, she shakes her waist, and she reaches orgasm, screaming.
Ninjas catch a sight in which Yoko reached orgasm in stark naked, they excite and are glad, they enjoyed her more eagerly than before, and Gara judges that the sexual pleasure is the climax from the state of hers, and releases her from handcuffs.
After Yoko was enjoyed until she was thoroughly exposed before men in her wonderful nakedness and the most shameful state and was satisfied in them, she was released at last.
Simultaneously, Gara stops torture by the slime and Yoko makes it aghast for having been released from suddenly all.
And Yoko is surprised that Gara also released her from handcuffs although he himself has not carried out the sexual mischief to her.
However, Gara couldn't have the dirty thing to Yoko, because Dark Shneider came to her rescue then.
Yoko could keep the virgin, thanks to Dark Shneider.
Episode 2 is best episode.
Episode 3 can enjoy her stark naked more.
DVD Review: MY OPINION ABOUT THE SHOW
Summary: 5 Stars
The story goes more or less like this: Schneider is the strongest Magician who has been sealed inside the body of a young boy. In order to be awakened a woman or a girl that is 'pure' has to kiss the boy.
So why should somebody want to awaken this guy anyway? Well, the ones who had sealed him are facing a great threat and the only one who can stop this threat is Schneider himself. However, the situation is a little bit complicated than it may appear because:
a) The enemy is Schmeider's ex-generals who continue to fight and are trying to conquer the world (something that he also was trying to do)
b) One of the generals is Schneider's ex(and new) girlfriend. Confused? Well, watch the show and you will understand and that:
At first, the hero, or should I say anti-hero, is this guy Dark Schneider, who although would prefer to kill everyone ends up in protecting them. Second, you have to give him credit for it, because I haven't seen any anime before (and trust me I have seen a bunch of them), where the hero when opening his mouth comes up with so much "stuff" that:
a) you cannot stop laughing,
b) has no intention in closing it,
c) his ego knows no limits but fortunately for him he is able to back up his words, I mean he is a 400 year old super magician, at least he should be good in one thing, while he proofs himself to be good in many things,
d )the only one that he respects is himself and his ultimate ego (seriously, he is able to come up with any possible excuse for his actions that is unbelievable amazing how someone can actually do it),
e)prefers before killing his enemy to come up with so much "stuff" that humiliate the enemy (consider this, Shishio in Kenshin during the final battles and how he treated his opponents, well the main deference is that Shishio, compared to Dark Schneider, 'behaves' more gentle with his opponents, I assume you get the picture)
f) although, he is not the most loyal guy around, when time comes he does the ultimate sacrifice for his, ex and new girlfriend, without hesitation but of course with the necessary blubbering
g)I have to admit, that the storyline may not be the best that is out there, but it is still a good one
h)For the price, it is definitely worth buying it and having 3 enjoyable hours, following the main character in his constantly "trespassing" of ...
i) Although he is supposed to be a bad guy, you will love him
j) I admit that the story finishes a little bit "fast" but it manages to put all the pieces together and leaves not much unanswered
k) the series are violent, include nudity, a lot of humour and sarcasm, a happy ending, and in the end you will want more of his lines
To conclude, yes I definitely recommend this show... Enjoy it...
DVD Review: Army of Darkness is better!!!!!!!
Summary: 1 Stars
I really didn't like this anime. It contains lots of stupid jokes, graphics not so good, so so fights and a ridiculous story. The only "good" things are the animation and blood and gore but they are not THAT good.
This is more like a fantasy comedy, if you like RPG games then maybe you will like this short serie but only if you can tolerate silly dialoges and "machismo".
In my opinion this anime is pretty much like Army of Darkness. Now that movie makes me laught!!
I just think that anime don't fit with this silly "macho" stuffs, specially when the story is about fantasy. Anime is not THAT good with jokes so I preffer to watch the American movies if Im gonna laught with action.
Adios.
Description of Bastard - Complete Collection
Dark Schneider is the Bastard!!! A lone warlock, freed from years of imprisonment, stands against an army of destruction bent on world conquest and the resurrection of an ancient evil. But Dark Schneider is not protecting the desperate people of Meta-Rikana out of the goodness of his heart. After all, they were the ones who imprisoned him for leading this same army against their city the first time! However, he's not about to let his old army, his old generals, and his ex-girlfriend show him up. Besides, his new girlfriend is counting on him, and it's been a while since he had some fun... First time ever on DVD for release in North America! DVD contains all six episodes.General DVDs
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