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BIBLE BLACK (ADULT) - BIBLE BLACK (ADULT)
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DVD detailsBrand: Media Blasters Audio: English (Original Language); Japanese (Original Language) Audience Rating: Unrated Studio: MISC
DVD Reviews of BIBLE BLACK (ADULT) - BIBLE BLACK (ADULT)DVD Review: A very good tool for teaching kids about the Good Book. Summary: 5 StarsI had volunteered to teach Sunday school at a church, and the kids there were always bored out of their minds. I could feel for them. After all, the Bible is tl;dr and is written in Old English, so it is a bore. A friend recommended Bible Black, called that because the Bible blacks out all the other books. Also the kids loved anime, so that was a plus.
From the cover, I knew this was going to be good. The cover depcits Eve, clothed because we all know that children are sensative and should not see a naked body until they are at least 25. The show depicts all the events of the Bible at a fast pace, and is clean and kid-friendly, although the scene where Jesus dies might scare little ones. But every kid should see how he died.
So buy Bible Black and teach your children about the Bible. Also get Bible Black Orgins, which tells how the Bible was written, and get BB New Testament, which focuses on that book.
DVD Review: Hardcore Summary: 4 StarsI watched this series and it was very interesting but not for everybody. Japanese hentai is not like anything you have ever seen. I like a lot of it but some of it can get pretty disgusting and I can watch just about anything but there are a few that made my stomach turn.
This hentai had some funny parts especially the nurse and her extra parts. It was so far out there you could not do anything but laugh. Overall I enjoyed it.
DVD Review: Just Disgusting Summary: 1 StarsIf you do not know what hentai is, it is anime porn. Bible "Black" does have something very black to it, very dark, very sinister. I would NOT suggest this at all. There are many things with this film that are so wrong, in so many ways. Be warned from the other reviews posted about this film. It is very perverted and forceful in a high school setting. Rituals are being performed and many, many sexual acts. Seriously this is nothing more than porno rapes with some monsters/demons thrown in the mix.
Quiet frankly there's been too much support over material like this just because a few enjoy watching this stuff, but there's films out there that are better than this vomit-fest.
DVD Review: OOOOH MY!!!!! Summary: 5 StarsI Rarely give 5 start rating to anything! But this was..."OH MY DAMN" It was the first time I had ever seen Hentai or knew anything about it and the best way I can sum it up is SICK, TWISTED,GROSS, Jet Black DARK and AROUSINGLY ADDICTIVE! My ONLY exception for anything that is not Male/female union related.
DVD Review: My dignity is gone. Summary: 4 StarsHentai. When most modern teens today think of this word, a grin usually pops up on their face, as it itself is a humorous word. Literally translated, the word means `pervert,' and it best describes both the viewers and the people who think up of these ideas. In short, hentai, in case if you've been living under a rock since the 90's, is anime porn, and it can be pretty extreme. I can understand why people would prefer it to real porn, as anything can happen. Tentacle rape, supersized male genitalia that squirts gallons of reproductive fluid, and big eyed and breasted girls who get pleasure even during rape are just some of the things that don't happen in real life. BB is no exception. Personally, I find hentai pretty funny, and I chuckled at times as I watched this.
How did I stumble upon this hentai? Youtube, of course! BB is the subject of many fake hentai videos, most being trap videos that are actually Youtube Poops, which are hilarious, and there's even an AMV of it, with Linkin Park as usual. I got interested in it, so I decided it would be fun to write a review about it. No, I didn't buy the DVD, but I managed to get all the original episodes. And after watching all six episodes, I can say that the series is pretty...unforgettable.
The plot (yes, there's a plot, and it's actually alright, though it is more suitable for a series that doesn't have sex in 50% of the episodes) involves witchcraft. Twelve years ago, there was this club in some school in some town that was devoted to black magic. In a ritual gone wrong, (isn't that the description for Fullmetal Alchemist?) they tried to sacrifice a girl named Kitame (note: the spelling of these names may be a little off) to summon the devil. Kitame is fatally injured, but just as enough blood is spilled to summon the big bad man himself, Kitame manages to kill the leader. Then Satan appears and makes a deal with the dying Kitame for life. I forgot what the deal was (or does it even tell?) but it gives Kitame powers and the ability to grow a penis any time she wishes. Another thing you can't do in a porno: a chick with a stick (you expected another word?) who is not a tranny.
Anyway, twelve years later, a student named Minase finds the book the club used, and he uses the magic to make any girl he wants have sex with him. I wish I had that power. Kitame is now a teacher, and she's looking for a pure girl to sacrifice so she can get another body, or something like that. So lulz ensues as Minase becomes part of Kitame's plan, screwing every girl that comes in his way, while never getting girls pregnant or getting STD's, which happens in real life porn, also. He joins the club and becomes a powerslave, so can anyone stop him or Kitame? That's the plot in a nutshell. There are more important characters, like that brown-haired girl who likes Kitame and is used as a sacrifice, but I forgot their names.
Of course, what's an anime without the criticism of the English voice acting? While some animes get the voice acting right, you can easily tell that the actors and actresses in BB are not taking this show seriously. It's pretty awful. Of course, for those who think this show is serious business, there's the option of choosing the Japanese track, but the dialogue and acting of the English version is oh so funnier.
Anyway, what's a hentai without the sex? There's plenty in BB, from the norm to the abnorm. Pretty much every female in the show gets drilled, whether by a male or female. You got the standard sex, from the regular to the oral to the anal, then the odd, such as salad tossing, and then the stuff you can't do in real life, such as Kitame's penis, and my favorite, forcing lots of water into a woman through both her mouth and her bunghole until she is bloated and looking nine months pregnant, then going to town on her. Oh, how odd the Japanese are.
So far, I think this is my most awkward review yet. So, what's the verdict for BB? Check it out if you wish, because it's not boring, whether you are a perv or just looking for a good laugh, preferably the latter.
Also, I'll give a cookie to anyone who can tell me what a Nester Jesus is.
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